John Stamos has skinny legs, loves to garden & he eats crackers in bed
Around this time last year, John Stamos gave a somewhat charming interview to In Touch Weekly as he turned 50 years old. He said, at the time, that he’s totally open to getting married (again) and having babies. I asked if anyone around here would be open to hitting it, marrying it and having babies with it, and many of you were like “Uncle Jesse Forever!!” So, this is for all of you. Stamos turns 51 years old on August 19th. He’s promoting his latest project, some direct-to-on-demand movie called My Man Is A Loser, and he did my favorite magazine feature, Us Weekly’s “25 Things You Don’t Know About…”
1. The first concert I went to was The Beach Boys. The last concert I went to was The Beach Boys.
2. I still wear my dad’s cologne, Aramis.
3. I like onomatopoeia—words that sound like what they mean, like tweet and roar.
4. I have a dog that I love a lot but I don’t talk about her publicly. She’s very sensitive when it comes to press.
5. I’m the narrator on the Elvis Presley tour at Graceland. No, I have never seen the King’s bedroom.
6. I once played bongos with Willie Nelson.
7. I’ve been on TV most of my life, but I don’t love watching it (or myself).
8. I’m obsessed with Disneyland. On my first trip, I begged Tinker Bell for her number, but she wouldn’t give it to me.
9. The first celebrity I ever met was the Fonz [Henry Winkler].
10. I’ve been in many musicals on stage and TV, but I don’t actually like to sing.
11. I was a complete band geek in school.
12. I’ve been told that when I run, I look like one of the marionettes in Team America: World Police.
13. I own fewer than 30 tank tops.
14. I love to garden.
15. I’ve never seen Mean Girls, but I have seen Step Brothers.
16. I’m proud of Full House, but the last time I watched a full episode was 20 years ago.
17. I like to do Pilates three to four times a week.
18. I have 27 pairs of reading glasses.
19. I drove my dad’s white El Camino from age 16 until the second year I was on General Hospital. I still have it.
20. I cut my own hair.
21. Warning: I eat crackers in bed.
22. I have extremely skinny legs. I used to wear shorts under my jeans in high school to hide them.
23. I won’t talk badly about my exes, but I will write about them on folded-up notecards and hand them out to friends at parties.
24. I’m a terble speller.
25. I am more neurotic than I may seem.
I didn’t know much about him in general, so I found this charming. He seems like a nice guy? I’m fascinated by his weird side-projects and interests. He’s the narrator on the Graceland tour? He doesn’t like to sing (but he was in a band)? He’s neurotic and he eats crackers in bed? Honestly, he sounds a lot like me, personality-wise. I’d almost mistake him for a Virgo, but the Virgo sign doesn’t start until August 23rd. He’s just a neurotic (and loyal) Leo. So, would you hit it? Skinny legs and tank tops and he loves to garden? Yeah, I’d probably hit it.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
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